1dsmainsqueeze: his face says I’m going to kill you but his outfit says I’m ready for story time
malijuanastyles: Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy
obamasdaughterssister: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: obamathepresident: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: I love my boyfriend <3 I love my girlfriend remember to wear protection wtf dad Wtf mr president omg lol busted
sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know you really live up to your url
Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
awesometriathlon: catgh0st: Let’s see who’s over 18
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
beelzebub-36: arthur-christmas-claus: And they weren’t even the same species. “But it’s not natural!” “There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.” “But now their child will be gay.” “He will never have a normal, real relationship.” “He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.” Respected king. Loved father. I rest my case. And...
sexualfavours: IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
person: i like you
thespookiesttaco: i would do my homework but sadly i am only an eel
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
360s-and-tick-tocks: you-just-got-aced: Cheetahs Worlds pep rally! (my video) Ughghghg that clean from the bow to the scale makes me cry it’s amazing
shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti